Post by tom on Jan 30, 2009 12:24:33 GMT -5
hi wrestling fans and welcome to our match for head 2 head im jack benton and this is my broadcast partner mike jacobs
mj. yeah what ever can we just get this over with
anouncer:weighing in 240 lb and he hails from broomwall , pennsylvania he is THE SANDMAN !!!!
mj. oh god it's this drunk
jb. what have you got against him mike
mj. he's a drunk we need more decent worker's here not washed up rejects that were good in the 90's
anouncer:weighing in 305 lb and he hails from spring lake heights new jersey he BALLS MAHONEY
jb.so i sopposed this is another washed up reject
mj. no i like ball's he's a much better worker than that drunk
jb. so i see you like satanist's mike
mj. no that was only a internet rumour jack, your so gullible jack
jb. yeah what ever let's just watche the match okay .
jb. sandman with the cain
mj. looks like drunkey missed him
jb. balls hitting sandman with those shots
mj. yes come on balls knock him over the ropes
jb. big closeline by balls
mj. yes that was great closeline
jb. jesus will you stop praiseing him
mj. hey i have free speech it's im my contract
jb. ddt by ball's , i think sandman is still dazed from that closeline
mj.he's always dazed they call it being drunk
jb. sandman is up , ball's got him
mj. hahahahaha
jb. what the hell are you laughing about
mj. oh come on it's funny
jb. what's funny ?
mj. your no fun jack.
"SMACK"
jb. ball's from out of nowhere
mj. ha take that you drunk
jb. low blow by sandman , man that must hurt
mj. oh no come on ball's
mj. oh no
jb. sound worried mike ?
mj. no he'll be back the match is not yet over
jb. but it could be soon mike
mj. just shut up
jb. mahoney throw the guard rails man good god
mj.i better check how he's doing
jb.nah he's fine
mb. how do you know that jack
jb. he's fine lets just get back to commentating
mj. you have no heart jack ball's could be really hurt
jb. SHUT UP !!!
jb.both men back in the ring
"SMACK"
jb. hard hit by the sandman i would be getting worried if i was you mike.
mj. no im not worried ball's will be back atleast i hope
jb. sandman with a deadly dropkick onto to ball's head
jb.sandman's outside what is he looking for ?
mj. probaly booze
jb. sandman bringing a ladder in the ring
mj.oh great what's that drunk gonna do know he's not terry funk you know
mj. yes ball's with a chairshot to the drunk
mj. yes yes do it again do it again
jb.your really annoying
jb. where's balls going , is he already quitting hahaha
mj.oh f**k off jack he's not quiting
jb.so why is he not here then ?
mj. well he might went to get some more weapons
jb. huh right whatever
mj. see i told you he's back with that bag
jb. what the hell is in that bag
mj. how the hell should i know
jb.i wasn't asking you
jb. oh my that's thumbtacks
mj. your dam right there thumbtacks and the drunk is gonna go on top of them and i can't wait to see .
jb. your a sick man you know
mj.i don't give a dam
mj.ball's picking sandman up this is gonna be great
mj.dam no come on ball's don't go down easily
jb. sand man is back up with that cookie sheet shot to mahoney
jb. balls back up with a vicious chair shot to the head to sandman
mj. yes come on ball's kill that drunk
jb. sandman outside of the ring mahoney have's him
mj. this is gonna be great.
jb.oh my god ball's mahoney has just powerbombed sandman threw the table with the thumbtacks
mj. that was the greatest thing i ever seen in my life
jb.sandman barely getting up , look at the blood from his head
mj. hahaha serve's him right
jb. sand man sitting down what the hell
mj. well jack seeing as he is a drunk he's probaly delunsional and he probaly thinks he's in a bar and is waiting for his drink
jb. yeah right intresting
jb.so is ball's is stting do you thik he's delunsional aswell
mj. for god's sake jack does ball's look the drunk type to you ?
jb. well yes
mj. ugh god whatever
jb.sandman with a right handed hit
mj. ball's with a stiff hit to the face of sandman
jb.sandman with a hit ball's is down
mj. nuts that's unfair ball's was on a roll before sandman hitted him
jb.sandman shoves ball's back into he ring
mj. ha sandman's leaving the arena now looks like he's quiting now godam hypocrite
jb.he's back with a table
mj. oh great
jb.he's back again with a barbwire board
mj.oh great we get to see more garbage wrestling
jbyou wasn't pissed off when ball's brought in thumbtacks and used them but hey i forgot you have a thing for fat satanist's
mj. how dare you i do not
jb.hahahahahaha
jb. sandman with a vicious stomp to ball's
mj. hey that's a atack anyone remember the mike levy incident yeah this is new the one
jb. oh crist sake just shut the f**k up
jb. sandman setting up the table
jb. sandman bringing ball's to the table
jb.sandman on top of the ladder
mj. this is a discrace if sandman wins i will quit
jb. good i hope so you have been f**king annoying since the begining of the match
jb. JESUS CHRIST!!! sandman have just killed ball's mahoney and himself
ref. 1.....2.....3
mj. right now im f**ked off
jb. oh shut up
jb. well that's it thank you fans for watching
mj. oh f**k the fans
jb. will you shut up
mj. ugh .
jb.anyway im jack benton and this is my pissed off broadcast partner
mj. im not pissed off im f**k OFF !!!
well anyway thank you for watching and we are sighing off
thanks for watching